15 Almost Great Movie Lines

1. Luke, I am your cousin.

2. Leave the gun, take the asparagus.

3. Here’s looking at you, Kevin.

4. Bonds. Treasury bonds.

5. You had me at “subpoena.”

6. We’ll always have parasites.

7. E.T. phone Dr. Rosenbaum.

8. Forget it, Jake. It’s Ridgewood, Queens.

9. I’ll make him an offer he might refuse.

10. I coulda had class. I coulda been a call center supervisor.

11. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my colonoscopy.

12. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take Celexa anymore!

13. I see dead persons.

14. Nobody puts Baby in a coma.

15. I’m not Spartacus. Never met Spartacus. Can’t even spell Spartacus.