- Son of an Italian immigrant.
- Native New Yorker.
- University Honors Scholar in cinema studies (NYU). Internship at The Museum of the Moving Image.
- Husband of a wonderful woman, Denise, a pre- and elementary-school teacher for years, now in the real estate game. Eighteen years together and she’s not sick of me yet. Yet.
- Britcom fanatic.
- Once had Rambo for a boss.
- Tried really hard to get David Letterman to be my boss.
- Briefly the humor editor for Reader’s Digest, which was not as funny as it sounds. In fact, it doesn’t even sound that funny. Forget I mentioned it.
- Have held virtually every editorial title there is—content editor, Web editor, copy chief/editor, managing editor, writer—for a wide variety of magazines, websites, newspapers, and book publishers, including Time, Discover, Individual Investor, Men’s Fitness, First Things, Commentary, the HistoryChannel.com, Beliefnet.com, Facts On File, and the Wall Street Journal.
- Have Neil Simon’s autograph and a signed letter from Snoopy.
- Wrote a lot about religion between the years 2006 and 2016, which can be found at Simul Jocular et Peccator.
“Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.”
—Spike Milligan (1918–2002)