The Most Important Thing You Need to Know About the New ‘Star Trek’ Movie Is . . .

Star Fleet Command has commissioned — Buckaroo Banzai!

Oh don’t sit there like you’ve never heard of the greatest space cowboy in the greatest failed almost-franchise in the history of kitsch sci-fi cartoonery ever!

Here’s a fun symposium with stars Peter Weller and John Lithgow, moderated by Kevin (Clerks) Smith:

Now, everyone say . . .